I had my first boyfriend and I knew my father didn’t like him. My father would stand at our front window, sometimes with binoculars, and watch us walking through the park across the street. My boyfriend earned my father’s dislike on their first meeting. He told my father that poetry was useless. My father is a poet. Not just the modern kind with the beard, but the ancient kind, the spooky kind.

I’ve been to my father’s readings. He goes from English into Gaelic as if someone inside merely flipped a switch. He’s a poet who can make flowers appear out of thin air or pull coins from people’s ears. He haunts them. My boyfriend humoured me by coming to a reading. I got to hate poetry too.

Things came to a head when my boyfriend started writing bad limericks on the tile in our washroom. He used erasable ink, but that didn’t matter. My father saw it as mockery, especially when Nantucket became involved. That’s when things began to change between my boyfriend and me.

One day he showed me his palms. They’d grown hairy. My father met him at the door, looked at the hands and said: “I know what you’ve been doing, ha, ha.”

Then the warts appeared. They grew on my boyfriend’s lips, then his eyes. He stopped seeing me, but I stood outside his house and sang to him of love and beauty. I blessed him with the sun and moon. He wrote me a letter. You are my poetry, was all it said.

“Warts” was originally published in The Blake-Jones Review as the second place winner of the 2019 Fall Flash Fiction Contest.

Bruce Meyer

Bruce Meyer is the author of 70 books of short stories, flash fiction, poetry, and non-fiction. His stories have won or been shortlisted for numerous national and international prizes including this year's Lynn Fraser Fiction Prize from Freefall, the Fish Fiction Prize (IRE), the Bath Short Story Prize, the Carter V. Cooper Prize for Fiction, and a special Editor's commendation from the Edinburgh Flash Fiction Prize, His most recent collections of fiction are "Toast Soldiers" (Crowsnest Books), "Down in the Ground" (Guernica Editions) and the forthcoming collection of flash fiction, "Sweet Things" (Mosaic Press), and a collection of longer stories, "Magnetic Dogs" (Guernica). With Michael Mirolla, he co-edited the forthcoming anthology, "This Will Only Take a Minute" (Guernica) which is the first Canadian anthology of flash fiction. He lives in Barrie, Ontario, and is Professor of Communications at Georgian College.